Can you believe we're on our third Annual Ugly Office Decoration Party? This is a tradition I started my first Christmas with University of Phoenix. Each year, a couple weeks before Christmas, all us co-workers get together for a really classy lunch and exchange gifts.
Here's how the rules go. If you enter a gift and agree to play, you MUST display the gift you receive for one whole year and own it. Owning it means that anytime someone asks you about your decoration, you need to act like you're proud of it and you purposely put it in your office. Here's how everything went down this year. (I will include some ideas on what each co-worker is planning on saying to those that question their decor)
"My wife went to China and brought me back this gift" (Gong with a thong)
"I use it just in case I get thirsty! I think you are supposed to put alcohol in it but I just use Mountain Dew because it looks like pee" (Whiskey Dispenser)
"My co-worker Kami has these two twin cats that I just think are adorable! I had to have a picture of them in my office" (This is the one I ended up with... and fyi... I HATE cats. This is going to be a challenge)
N/A **This one was neither embarrassing or ugly.
"This is my son who I disowned years ago"
"Oh- Jonathan is my managers name"
"It's impossible to have a bad day when you get to see Elvis everytime you check the clock" (Elvis Clock Collectors Edition)
"I have a lot of bowel movements" (Bear with me... my tummy hurts)
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