Ugly Office Decoration Party

Does anyone remember this from last year!?! Check out our last Decembers post :)

Me, being the president of the party planning committee, was in charge of our Ugly Office Decoration Party.

Here's the e-mail I sent out to my co-workers (so you can get the just of our rules):

I just wanted to send a quick shout out for our Ugly (or most embarrassing) Office Décor Competition. We are going to do the gift exchange game the morning of the 16th during our usual huddle time. Take note that by entering in a gift you are agreeing to display your final gift in your office for the next 365 days. This is no joke people. The decoration you end up with, you will display it. If you are not up for the challenge, please stay on the porch with the puppies while the big dogs play. Let me know if you have any questions, thanks guys.

Let the games begin!!!!

KJ (my skinny BFF) won the coveted GONG WITH A THONG! It even had the chinese characatures etched in... pretty legit.

Spency pants (our own version of Dwight) ended up with the dancing beaver/groundhog/? It sings and does pelvis thrusts. Priceless.

Brendan (our own Michael Scott) was lucky enough to get my present! I made sure to buy 8 candles of El Santo Judes (Saint Jude?) so Brendan can support his love for the Catholic Church.

Jon went a little overboard on the receiving end. He got the KKK halloween ghost, the "ask me about my grandchildren" sign, and the epic picture of my Edward. Keep in mind that these decorations need to stay up in our offices ALL YEAR LONG! We have sworn in blood that if anyone asks about our "conversation pieces" that we will defend each item as if we chose to display it. I can't wait to hear Jon's excuse on his obsession with a century old vampire hunk.

Marty (the new guy) ended up with the WORST one. It may not look so bad from this angle, but his hat really does says "Beaver Liquor....beaver, ut). So inappropriate.
Joe (the hawaiin midg) ended up with the CUTEST Christmas mug that he gets to display all year long!
Kami received "Martha, the jump roping chubby child". She works the front desk so it will be interesting to see what her excuse is for displaying that crazy decor.

Lo and behold.... I walked away a happy women. Some thought that this might be ugly/embarrassing/awkward. Not me.... I've got Beiber Fever.